Willy

Willy! he went to college
He wasn't smart but he worked hard
Sat in the first row wore big glasses
But Willy, he had no friends

Willy was nobody

Willy! was comin' back from school
Saw a girl, she was drownin'
Jumped in, he saved her
Now everybody loved willy

Willy was a hero

Willy! he lost his knickers
He searched high, he searched low
Now heros wear knickers on the outside
So Willy was a hero no more

Willy was a loser