Thursday, May 19, 2005

Morning Light

Honey, don't you cry
We'll find a way, to get by
Without you, by my side
I'd rather die
With six strings, fingers and my thumb
we'll get 'nuf pennies for rum n get high

I say hey! the morning light
Just enough time for one last surprise
I work hard thru the day
make extra money for candles and wine
For now, turn out the lights
lay by your side and
hold you tight

Honey, hang up the phone
Tell your friend to come home
We'll have a good time
Hot water in the tub
Your back I'll rub and mine she'll scrub
Daisychainin', then get out the kaya
Get us some maya
see the sounds and
hear the lights

Hey! the morning light
Just enough time to wake you in style
As time goes by
rockin' in our chair, getting old, getting wise
For now, turn out the light
lay by your side till
the morning light

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First Appreciated by: Nefarious Ninja

Red

My toothbrush, keeps me smiling
My soap, keeps me clean and fresh
So that I may be
When you come to see me
When you you say that
You'll love me forever and that
I'm the only one

Bitch, thats what you told all your other lovers
I ain't giving you another chance now

I know you'd like it if I hung you from the ceiling
spanked you till you're bleeding
I know you'd like it, if I shared you with the neighbours
the gardner and my plumber

Cause
I love you
In a funny sort of way
Love you, Love you
So much that I can't stand you

My toothbrush, takes your germs after you've kissed me
My soap, takes your sweat off my body
After we...

And girl
You know, I respect you
I look up to you
As you hang from my ceiling

Did I ever tell you
You look good in ..... red.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Willy

Willy! he went to college
He wasn't smart but he worked hard
Sat in the first row wore big glasses
But Willy, he had no friends

Willy was nobody

Willy! was comin' back from school
Saw a girl, she was drownin'
Jumped in, he saved her
Now everybody loved willy

Willy was a hero

Willy! he lost his knickers
He searched high, he searched low
Now heros wear knickers on the outside
So Willy was a hero no more

Willy was a loser